"Mom can I say grace before dinner"
*raps Nicki’s entire verse from Monster*
sexual orientation: rihanna’s clapback game
i wonder what new iconic Madison line we’re gonna get tonight that turns into a week long joke that everyone loves and hates at the same time
in grade 8 french we were talking about napoleon bonaparte and this guy bought up the letter that napoleon wrote to his wife where he was like “i’ll be home soon, don’t wash” basically saying like he wanted to have sex with her unbathed or whatever and i was like “oh ew french people are so horny” and this girl tapped my shoulder and was like “excuse me..my dad is french, are you trying to say he’s horny??” and that’s when i truly knew white people are crazy
Britney Spears invented space exploration in 2000 when she founded NASA, an interplanetary resource mining initiative, to remedy Earth’s energy shortage. Spears’ project proved successful when she discovered natural gas on Mars and saved Earth from economic crisis. Spears donated NASA to the American people after the discovery of natural gas on Mars but the US government has been unable to discover any other resources since then. Britney often returns to Mars to visit her friends who work as miners and incorporated them in her Oops!…I Did it Again music video shot on location.
when u see the cute boy